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translation MERLUC translation

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..The Wrath of the King
was mighty and showed no mercy.

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They left their country
with pain in the heart

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and returned to
Japheth and Gad.

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Here the lecture ends.

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Let's pray.

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Dear Lord..,
we ask You to bless

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all members of this,
Your municipality.

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And we especially ask for your attention
for the Queen,

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who is having problems again
with her hemorrhoids.

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and to Mrs Sinclair-Wilson
and her family.

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Mrs Sinclair-Wilson, having trouble again
has hemorrhoids with her

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and the Queen and her family.
Amen.

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Grant them happiness in this world
and in the next,

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Eternal peace.
Amen.

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Amen.

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We now sing hymn number... 16.

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"The day you have given us, Lord,
is over."

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Are we all here?
- Yes, perfect.

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Not, we can all hear,
but are we here, all of us?

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I'm sorry....Yes..,
all except Mr. Newitt.

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Then let's move on.
Newitt is always late.

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I declare this meeting of
the Dibley Parish Council opened.

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David Horton, Chairman.
Frank Pickle note taker.

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Shall I make a note of that, sir?

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What?
- That I'm the note taker.

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Do you normally take the minutes?
- Very much so.

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Then do it again.
- Oh, thank you.

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We start with the tragic death
from Reverend Pottle.

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He was a great servant
of this village,

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since his arrival as one
younger man in 1917.

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Happy days.

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We remember especially fondly,
his famous Christmas sermon.

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Which we now all know by heart.

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He will be greatly missed.

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Anyone want to add anything?

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No, no, no, no, no.
Yes..., but one thing,

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If that's allowed...
- Yeah, go ahead.

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No, no, no, but I thought,

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maybe we should
mention the pumpkin.

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Which pumpkin should it be?

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He...he came second in the
pumpkin contest of 1956.

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Oh, Bravo.
- Well.., excellent, yes..

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We'll take that with us.
Something else?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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That's "no", isn't it?

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No, no, no. Yes.

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We continue.
- Sorry I'm late.

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It's okay, Owen,
we're just getting started.

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My bladder is acting up again.

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I was in the toilet in the stables for so long,

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that I wanted to send a change of address.

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Yes, thank you, Owen.

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Next, last week was
the Village of the Year competition.

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I thanked Buckingham Palace,
for Prince Edward's visit.

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Shame.
- Excuse me.

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No, I have nothing against it
Prince Edward,

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but I trust bald guys
usually not.

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I'm surprised we're not starting
with the death of the pastor.

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We already did that, Owen.

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We continue again.
- Shall I read the minutes, Owen?

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That's not necessary,
we don't want to waste our whole evening,

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because of Owen's
unreliable waterworks.

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Shall I make a note of that?
No, thank you... Right...

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Should I leave a space open?
- Whatever you want, Frank.

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Things aren't going well.

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For heaven's sake Frank,

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you are the parish clerk,
not Shakespeare.

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I'm sorry, everyone
for that rather annoying intermezzo.

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But can we move on now?
to the next agenda item:

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Reverend Pottle's successor.

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Are you sure?
What Frank.. What?

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You have the visit of Prince Edward
described as an annoying intermezzo.

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I certainly didn't.

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I'm afraid so
I have that cheerful interesting piece

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crossed out over Owen's bladder.
And it now reads like:

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"So much for Prince Edward's visit,

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And we can continue after that
rather annoying intermezzo."

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Oh, God!

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Can we continue?
I can feel it in my colon.

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Um...
- Yes?

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Nothing.

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Would you like that recorded, Mrs Cropley?
Oh.., yes I think so.

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Excellent.

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"Then Mrs Cropley said nothing."

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I have requested the bishop,

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to someone a little younger
then Reverend Pottle.

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Yes, please.

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It's hard anyway,
to find someone older,

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or it must be a member
by The Rolling Stones.

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We can continue quickly now
with the subsidy application.

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which you can find on pink 7A.

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The Herberts want
a new stable...., rejected.

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The Franklins want
a new kitchen, rejected.

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And my son Hugo here wants a conservatory,

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for his South American
flower collection, no problem.

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Excellent news,
space for the pool table.

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Any other business?

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Certainly not.

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Thank you and we'll see each other
again in two weeks.

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Do you have all that, Frank?

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"Or it must be a member of
The Rolling Stones are.”

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What comes next?

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Finally there comes again
live in this village.

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Do you realize that?
at the previous annual fair,

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Pottle won the prize for Best Carrot
gave to a cucumber.

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Yeah, he was a little confused,
but the Bishop of Oxford

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earned first prize
in the costume contest.

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Because he was dressed as a bishop?
- Yes. Brilliant.

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Those days are over.

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Apparently this new guy is awesome,

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recommended by the
Bishop of Wykeham.

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That strange quibble,
who says that Jesus did not exist,

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and even if he had existed
had he not been a Christian?

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It's time we gave someone a little
to get some sense into the parish council.

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Oh, yeah, well
apart from yourself.

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Finally we can do that terrible thing
sexton, Alice, wave goodbye.

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I don't think she's happy about that.

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Bad luck. She's a famous imbecile.

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In the last nativity scene rocked
the Virgin Mary a pig.

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And the baby Jesus was suckled
by a black goat.

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But she is very enthusiastic.
- Eddie the Eagle was very enthusiastic.

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Someone had been so kind
must be because of him

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to shoot when he was in front of
put on skis for the first time.

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I think the new guy is sensible.

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Away with Alice,
and away with Mrs Cropley.

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I've seen better flower arrangements
on a compost heap.

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Whiskey?
- Please.

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Excellent stuff. Keep it locked up
when the mob comes.

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No use wasting it on people
who love Asda amontillado.

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It's pretty nice stuff.

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That Asda.

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Oh sherry
wow.

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Only the best Miss Tinker.
- Thank you.

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Sandwich?
- No, thank you.

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Anchovies and peanut butter are not
totally my taste.

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Frank, sherry?
- Thank you. My favorite.

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Jim?
- No, no, no, no, no... Yes.

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Do not drink immediately.
Great stuff.

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As you know, we are here
to greet our new vicar.

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Sorry the weather is so bad,
praying didn't help.

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You helped our cat.

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I think our new vicar
has arrived.

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Or the milkman is late again.

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Hello....?
Can you hurry?

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It's pissing here....
raining very hard now. Please.

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Hello. David Honiton...Hawtrey.
-Horton.

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- That's him.

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Can you take this while I...?

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Thank you. Bye.

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Excuse me.
Can I pass by?

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Hello, I'm Geraldine.
I believe you are expecting me.

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No, I expect
our new vicar.

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Unless you're the new vicar,

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and we're stuck with a woman
like some kind of crazy joke.

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Oh, Dear.
- Oh, my God.

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You're expecting a guy
beard, Bible, bad breath...

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Yes, among other things.

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And now you have a woman with long hair
and a beautiful bosom.

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By the looks of it, yes.

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Don't worry,
it will be fine.

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You need a stiff drink and so do I.
Come on David.

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Hello, I'm Geraldine.
Call me Gerry.

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Pleased to meet you. I'm Hugo.
Call me... Hugo.

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Do you mind if I say you have a
wears an extraordinary tie, Hugo?

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Shall we go inside?

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Ladies and gentlemen, our new... vicar.
- Hello - Geraldine.

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Boo.

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How are you, I'm Frank Pickle.
I do the minutes of the parish council.

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Beautiful,
important task.

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Forgive me, I am your name
forgotten again.

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I'm terrible with names.

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Ask me the name of
the Virgin Mary's son, no idea.

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Jesus.
-That's it.

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Hello - Geraldine. Gerry.
- Letitia... Letty. Cropley.

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I put the flowers in the church.

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Wonderful, what do we have this week?

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We are still in mourning
because of Reverend Pottle.

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Of course... Very nice.
Carnations?

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Yes, and a pineapple too, I thought.

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Unusual.

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And, and you are?
- No, no, no, no, no... Jim.

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Jim?
- No, no, no, no.

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Not Jim?
- No, no... Yes - Jim.

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Good, good.

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And finally?
- Very honored to meet you.

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This is Miss Tinker. She WAS the
sexton to Rev. Pottle.

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Oh, beautiful,
do you want to continue with it?

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Yes, please, ma'am.
- Good, good.

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Don't call me ma'am.
Sounds like the queen.

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Lovely lady,
but a strange taste in hats.

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Yes, yes.

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You can call me Alice.
Because that's my name.

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Maybe we should
talk about that tomorrow.

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Yes, thank you.
Ew..... Do you mind?

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I hate amontillado.

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Do you have whisky?
- em.., Sure.

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I'd also like a whiskey.
- For me too.

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Jim? No, no, no...
- It's up to you.

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Yes, please.

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Very unusual sandwiches.
What's on the ham?

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Lemon Curd.

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Good Lord.
Can I just put it there.

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Thank you all very much
being here despite the bad weather.

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You could have watched it at home

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Top of the Pops.
We miss Top of the Pops.

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Anyway,
- cheers.

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Sorry I'm late.
I sat in the toilet all evening.

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Owen. This is Geraldine.
She is the new vicar.

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No, she isn't.
- Why not?

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She's a woman.

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You noticed.
Definitely because of this one.

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Whiskey, Owen?
- I think I need one.

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Yes.., please have a double.

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David, we still have
need another bottle.

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Do I see a Glenfiddich standing there?
- Don't think so.

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No, no, we have.

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Or we can get the really expensive ones
take single malt,

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that you keep
for special occasions.

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Oh..., I think,
that a party is coming.

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Cheers.

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Can I speak to the bishop?

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He is where?

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What is he doing there?

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They're all Muslims, after all.
Really and truly?

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25 million Christians?
Clearly. More than here.

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With about 25 million.

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Can you please pass that on
David Horton called,

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Can he call me?
as soon as he gets back.

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This is scandalous,
I will not let my village be used,

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as a pilot project for
female pastors.

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She seems like a decent guy.
- That's the point. She's not a guy.

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Well no.. Not literally.
That's quite not literal.

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What awaits us?

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Topless sunbathing on the lawn
of the parsonage.

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The old pastor sins topless.

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But he was a man,
so it wasn't a big deal.

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I think it was bad,

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He had white skin
and burned quickly.

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If Jesus wanted women
preached the Gospel,

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he would have appointed them.

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Matthew, Mark, Luke and John,
not Sharon, Tracy, Tara and Debbie.

243
00:15:11,808 --> 00:15:14,668
No, it's not good.
Hugo, call the parish council together,

244
00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:16,498
for an extraordinary meeting.

245
00:15:16,556 --> 00:15:18,702
We have to do something
before it's too late.

246
00:15:18,746 --> 00:15:21,147
They don't call me for nothing
“Go-getter” Horton.

247
00:15:21,581 --> 00:15:23,998
Didn't know they were you
Called Horton “go-getter.”

248
00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:25,311
I thought "Dirty David",

249
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:28,051
because of your huge collection
Victorian pornography.

250
00:15:28,151 --> 00:15:29,151
Stop it.

251
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:35,409
It can't be good, really.
- What's not possible?

252
00:15:35,692 --> 00:15:37,054
A woman as vicar.

253
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:40,728
Jesus had no women as disciples,
right?

254
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:44,477
No.., but things have to change,
right?

255
00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:47,647
That's right.
Look at traffic lights.

256
00:15:49,502 --> 00:15:50,502
What do you mean?

257
00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:53,597
If they don't change,
there will be congestion.

258
00:15:54,546 --> 00:15:56,796
On the other hand, there is gravity.

259
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,320
Yes, and?

260
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:01,933
If gravity changes,
we all float into space.

261
00:16:04,316 --> 00:16:05,693
And no one wants that.

262
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,550
There is good change
and bad change.

263
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:10,884
That's right, I mean..,

264
00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:14,563
There is the changing of the guard,
right?

265
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:18,906
Oh.., Beautiful.
- And there are shrimp flavored chips...

266
00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:20,838
A disaster.

267
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,071
Here we are, number two....
base camp.

268
00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:40,689
We'll launch from here
our great mission.

269
00:16:41,273 --> 00:16:44,656
With, of course... good rations.

270
00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:49,446
You need to help me with a few things.
- Yes.

271
00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:53,005
What kind of audience comes here
at the Sunday performances?

272
00:16:53,924 --> 00:16:56,367
Oh... Er...,
about four.

273
00:16:57,114 --> 00:16:59,753
A crowd of four? -Yea...
- Yes, on a good day.

274
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,193
Well.., four isn't really bad.

275
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:07,120
I mean, there were four gospels,
four horsemen of the apocalypse.

276
00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:09,763
Four Rocky films until Rocky 5.

277
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,064
Not the best movie.

278
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:15,026
It could be five if
Mr Newitt's bowels calm down.

279
00:17:15,343 --> 00:17:16,796
In summary.

280
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:20,076
We have Mr. Cropley,
Mr. Pickle, Mr. Horton...

281
00:17:20,176 --> 00:17:21,595
Sometimes Hugo comes,

282
00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,894
but not very often.
-Who's the fourth then?

283
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:29,181
Mr Newitt, with the intestines.

284
00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:32,017
No, he was the fifth,
right?

285
00:17:32,898 --> 00:17:34,433
Was he?
Oh, yes.

286
00:17:40,254 --> 00:17:42,355
Oh, me, Thicky.

287
00:17:44,786 --> 00:17:46,126
And at Christmas?

288
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,034
Christmas
That's special.

289
00:17:48,264 --> 00:17:49,264
Okay, how much?

290
00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:52,258
Three.....
Mrs Cropley goes to her sister.

291
00:17:54,469 --> 00:17:56,824
What about your Alice,
what are you doing

292
00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:59,410
when you don't like the crowd
keeps under control.

293
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:02,328
I help the teacher
in kindergarten.

294
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,546
Art is my passion.

295
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,021
That's absolutely right.

296
00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:14,609
Reverend Pottle said that I
was an undiscovered genius.

297
00:18:14,874 --> 00:18:16,613
Did he say that?

298
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,028
Very special man.

299
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,935
Let's see.

300
00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:29,089
Ribena lemonade.
Yum, yum..

301
00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:30,244
For Sunday school?

302
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,813
No, for Holy Communion.
- Unorthodox.

303
00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:38,727
The pastor tended to
to get a little tipsy.

304
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:43,473
So I used it instead of wine.

305
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:47,617
You're right, if this stuff was there
attended the Last Supper,

306
00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:49,467
held our Lord
took a sip.

307
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,624
For a clear head

308
00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,211
for all those difficult ones
questions from Pilate.

309
00:18:53,819 --> 00:18:55,724
What is the truth?
-Sorry?

310
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:59,398
That was Pilate's question.
"What is the truth".

311
00:18:59,498 --> 00:19:01,979
That's what he asked. Good old Pilate.

312
00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:05,967
The mastermind presenter of Palestine.
- "Name?"

313
00:19:08,156 --> 00:19:09,940
"Jesus."
- "Profession?"

314
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:11,605
“Savior of Mankind.”

315
00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:15,880
"And if your specialization, Jesus,
Have you opted for catering?

316
00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:17,700
Your first question,

317
00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:21,221
“How many loaves and fishes are
needed to feed 5,000 people"?

318
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:22,830
"I pass."

319
00:19:24,284 --> 00:19:26,142
Alice, do you think it will be okay?

320
00:19:26,784 --> 00:19:28,153
Of course.

321
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:32,777
I will support you until the end.
Then we can't fail, right?

322
00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:36,564
And I know a lot about tropical fish.

323
00:19:37,457 --> 00:19:38,457
Beautiful.

324
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,191
Then we go fishing for men.

325
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:46,872
I don't know much about them, I'm afraid.

326
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,342
Watch and learn, girl.
Watch and learn.

327
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,125
I wrote a letter

328
00:19:54,197 --> 00:19:57,300
requesting that she be dismissed
from her new position.

329
00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:58,831
If you have any objections,

330
00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:01,789
if you want our village
is laughed at,

331
00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:03,492
whether you really believe

332
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,544
which most true Anglicans
find heresy,

333
00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:08,251
speak up now.

334
00:20:09,402 --> 00:20:13,214
I'm terribly sorry I'm late.
Visiting the new parishioners.

335
00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:17,433
They would be less surprised
Gnome Plop as their new vicar.

336
00:20:20,464 --> 00:20:23,042
Challenges, challenges.
Missed something important?

337
00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:26,907
Yes, we have a letter
presented to the Bishop.

338
00:20:28,114 --> 00:20:30,377
Great.
Bertie only receives boring letters,

339
00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:33,263
asking if it's true,
that most priests

340
00:20:33,312 --> 00:20:35,031
be as gay as Larry Hagman.

341
00:20:35,074 --> 00:20:37,601
Larry Hagman?
- Shall we continue?

342
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:41,307
Mr Humphries,
"I am free" Hilarious.

343
00:20:43,121 --> 00:20:47,697
Frank, as secretary of the council,
read the letter aloud.

344
00:20:47,797 --> 00:20:49,884
I'd rather not.
-Jim?

345
00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:54,830
I'll read it out.
"From Dibley Parish Council"

346
00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:56,230
Sorry I'm late.

347
00:20:56,287 --> 00:20:58,717
It looks like a roller coaster
in my intestines.

348
00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:04,649
I read the letter from the council
to the bishop.

349
00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:08,705
“Your Eminence, we are sorry for this
your precious time,

350
00:21:08,805 --> 00:21:11,346
But an important topic
demands your attention"

351
00:21:11,716 --> 00:21:15,300
Maybe you should take his trip
to Africa.

352
00:21:15,581 --> 00:21:19,253
Something like “Welcome back
of your triumphant conference."

353
00:21:19,691 --> 00:21:22,297
He will then be like wax in your hands.
- Thank you very much.

354
00:21:22,897 --> 00:21:26,342
Hugo....,
another jaw-dropping tie.

355
00:21:27,846 --> 00:21:29,816
Girls just aren't safe.

356
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,104
“Welcome back
of your triumphant conference."

357
00:21:34,284 --> 00:21:37,434
Excellent, whatever you want,
he cannot refuse it.

358
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:42,783
“Your Eminence, we are sorry for this
your precious time,

359
00:21:42,883 --> 00:21:45,612
but an important topic
demands your attention"

360
00:21:45,712 --> 00:21:48,783
“As you know, your new choice
arrived for the pastor."

361
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:52,032
“Unfortunately we all are
deeply unhappy with her,

362
00:21:52,609 --> 00:21:55,472
and are of opinion
that she doesn't fit into our community.

363
00:21:56,593 --> 00:21:58,980
"We are angry that we are being used

364
00:21:59,294 --> 00:22:02,952
as an experiment for the
excesses of the modern church,

365
00:22:03,381 --> 00:22:07,936
and we ask you for this
disastrous appointment."

366
00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:10,760
Signed by the
Dibley Parish Council.

367
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,426
You know,
how to seduce a girl

368
00:22:23,067 --> 00:22:25,418
Coming from all of you?
- Yes, indeed.

369
00:22:26,529 --> 00:22:28,025
Except from me, actually.

370
00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:33,648
I am of the opinion,
that Mad Pottle was an old crone.

371
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:37,494
If we must have a girl,
I prefer a young one.

372
00:22:37,876 --> 00:22:39,937
Especially, if I may say so,

373
00:22:40,037 --> 00:22:42,544
one with such an interesting one
taste in sweaters.

374
00:22:44,793 --> 00:22:46,711
Thank you. My grandmother knitted these.

375
00:22:46,888 --> 00:22:48,159
She's blind.

376
00:22:51,186 --> 00:22:56,400
Did we actually vote?
- No, no, no... I don't know.

377
00:22:56,496 --> 00:22:59,808
Of course we did.
- I'll just check.

378
00:23:02,107 --> 00:23:06,116
No, in fact,
we forgot to vote.

379
00:23:06,216 --> 00:23:10,424
Beautiful. That's good news.
- But we all agreed.

380
00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:12,957
Not me.
Let's vote.

381
00:23:13,748 --> 00:23:16,073
I suggest we
give the pastor a chance.

382
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,874
Let's see,
how she does on Sunday.

383
00:23:20,407 --> 00:23:23,529
Who's for Mr Newitt's
excellent proposal.

384
00:23:25,455 --> 00:23:27,597
Who is against?

385
00:23:29,186 --> 00:23:30,551
This is ridiculous.

386
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,786
Whether the pudding is good,
evident from eating it.

387
00:23:34,096 --> 00:23:38,775
Our small community doesn't want anything
having a pastor in high heels,

388
00:23:39,183 --> 00:23:42,593
and supports my desire
to hold on to traditions,

389
00:23:42,693 --> 00:23:46,177
of this village and of the church
as they are now.

390
00:23:47,374 --> 00:23:50,422
I guess that's a "no"?
- Yes.

391
00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:54,050
How handsome your father is when he's angry.

392
00:24:02,971 --> 00:24:06,811
In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

393
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,979
I would like to start singing
from "Zippee-Dee-doo-da",

394
00:24:12,003 --> 00:24:15,462
because it's so great,
to see you all here.

395
00:24:16,186 --> 00:24:19,909
But we stick to tradition
and sing hymn number 199.

396
00:24:27,993 --> 00:24:32,265
I know you were surprised,
that your vicar is a woman.

397
00:24:32,684 --> 00:24:34,184
But not as surprised as I am.

398
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,789
In my teenage years,

399
00:24:35,889 --> 00:24:39,972
I was convinced that, of course,
I would become a supermodel,

400
00:24:40,072 --> 00:24:42,661
and would marry Eric Clapton
or David Soul.

401
00:24:44,159 --> 00:24:46,756
Then I read the Sermon on the Mount,

402
00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:50,957
and that was so fantastic,

403
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:54,283
that I decided to leave the catwalk

404
00:24:54,383 --> 00:24:56,355
and to give the "white collar" a chance.

405
00:24:57,994 --> 00:25:05,204
So here I am, at your service,
every moment, every day.

406
00:25:05,954 --> 00:25:08,102
But if you come visit me
in the morning,

407
00:25:08,152 --> 00:25:12,724
wear sunglasses,
because I don't look like that.

408
00:25:14,811 --> 00:25:16,395
It's true.
Frightening.

409
00:25:17,363 --> 00:25:19,407
Now let's sing hymn number 300.

410
00:25:19,716 --> 00:25:22,075
It sounds the best
if you shout a little,

411
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,549
at the "bread of heaven."

412
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,763


413
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,064


414
00:25:33,591 --> 00:25:36,769


415
00:25:37,464 --> 00:25:39,295


416
00:25:40,186 --> 00:25:42,278


417
00:25:42,378 --> 00:25:45,846
♪ And again and again. ♪

418
00:25:49,102 --> 00:25:52,043
Number from 1 to ten, Alice?
- 17.

419
00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:57,120
Come in... Oh, Owen,
what did you think?

420
00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:01,131
Missed most of it.
- Still having stomach cramps?

421
00:26:01,887 --> 00:26:04,174
It's like the Battle of the Somme
down there.

422
00:26:04,736 --> 00:26:07,546
Jim .., did you enjoy it?
- No, no, no, no, no.

423
00:26:07,646 --> 00:26:09,551
Oh..thanks.
- Don't mention it.

424
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:11,656
It is now certain that you will stay.

425
00:26:13,602 --> 00:26:16,184
I'll keep my fingers crossed.
- It's absolutely certain.

426
00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:20,213
I haven't been so sure anymore
since my exam.

427
00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:23,467
And how many grades did you have?
- None actually.

428
00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:27,540
There weren't that many people anymore
in church since Lady Godiva.

429
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:29,323
Oh, what was that?

430
00:26:29,386 --> 00:26:32,797
We celebrated the summer solstice
with the reenactment of Lady Godiva.

431
00:26:32,897 --> 00:26:34,847
No, no, no,
that's my dress.

432
00:26:37,213 --> 00:26:40,950
A lot of people came,
but it was quite disappointing.

433
00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:43,081
Lady Godiva wore a body stocking?

434
00:26:43,221 --> 00:26:47,515
No, she was stark naked.
-Wow.

435
00:26:47,615 --> 00:26:50,218
I didn't have time to
to go to the hairdresser,

436
00:26:50,282 --> 00:26:52,477
so I wasn't at my best.

437
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,907
I bet so.

438
00:26:55,007 --> 00:26:56,307
Nice thing.

439
00:27:30,169 --> 00:27:32,189
So there is a nun, in the bath.

440
00:27:32,994 --> 00:27:34,519
There's a knock on the door.

441
00:27:35,397 --> 00:27:37,033
She asks, "Who is it?"

442
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:40,694
The answer is, “The Blind Man.
Can I come in?”

443
00:27:41,262 --> 00:27:44,164
She thinks about it and then says:
“Okay, come in.”

444
00:27:44,550 --> 00:27:47,193
The guy comes in and says:
"nice tits..

445
00:27:47,303 --> 00:27:49,582
Where do you want
that I hang it upon the blind.

446
00:27:53,317 --> 00:27:56,316
He wasn't...
- No.

447
00:27:57,451 --> 00:27:59,157
And he saw...
- Hmm.

448
00:28:16,838 --> 00:28:21,838
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